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An ant and an elephant are playing hide-and-seek near a place which has 1000 temples. The elephant starts counting. The ant goes into one of the temples and hides. The elephant finishes counting, and within a few seconds knows which temple the ant entered. How does he know which one?
A: The ant left his slippers outside the temple.

At the hospital, blood from all ants were rejected. Why?
A: They all had AIDS.

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

Which gate can we eat?
A: Colgate

Which is the bigest ant in the world?
A.ELEPHANT

Which moon can we eat?
A: Jamoon

Half-a-circle, Full-a-cirle, Half-a-circle A, Half-a-circle, Full-a-circle, Right angle A.
Tell me what is this?
A: COCA COLA

Which drum we can’t beat?
A1: 3 + van + drum A2: 3 + want + RUM

Which cherry u can’t eat?
A: PoNdIcHeRrY